How Is Abbey Gonna Play Sexy Football - Give Her Some Oatcakes!

Sexy Football – when we aren’t looking at ways to save you money on 5 and 6 a side football, you know to stop you being ripped off by unscrupulous 5 and 6 a side football firms – likes to do other things.

Some of those things….and you will already know this if you are paying attention, include watching football, listening to heavy metal and, we admit, it we like to look at women (now that’s not a sexist thing – frankly if our female or indeed male readers want to look at blokes that’s fine with us).

But two of those things combine this week. And they combine in the rather shapely form of Miss Abbey Clancy – the wife of Peter Crouch.

Now, as you might have noticed if you read my other blogs, I am a Stoke City supporter and I am one who is going to be watching everyone’s favourite beanpole forward as he makes he Stoke debut tomorrow against Liverpool (and at http://www.sexyfootball.org.uk/ we have always a respect for Crouchy ever since the famous answer he gave to the question “what would you be if you weren’t a footballer”*)

The big question, though, remains. And it’s not a football one. It’s this:

Is the lovely Abbey going to like Oatcakes?


Various august media outlets (as well as the Daily Mail and Chris Evans) devoted their time last week to belittling Stoke on Trent and its people (the Ginger idiot…a man who hasn’t ever said or done anything funny unless Danny Baker wrote it for him) but they conveniently forgot that the Five Towns are the home to the tastiest foodstuff known to man, and if that can’t keep them happy, nothing will.

I don’t know if Peter and the Missus settle down to a savoury snack that looks a little bit like a pancake and can be eaten wrapped up with Bacon and Cheese, Bacon and Egg, Bacon, Egg and Sausage or on a plate with Bacon, Egg, Sauasge and Tomatoes (ok there’s a bacon theme ). And NO they aren’t like Scotish Oatakes no matter how many times my mate asks!) But they should. And as he’s meant to be on £70 grand a week Pete can probably afford a couple.

And, if she’d like I would happily hand deliver it to Abby at some point tomorrow – Crouch needs to eat healthy so I’ll keep her company too, you know, just in case Crouchy founds them too tempting and tries to scoff one at 2.50pm.

* “a virgin” was his answer, in case you didn’t know.